"Under seige off Somalia/ France sucks"

Well.. the US showed how badass we truly are last weekend when three simultaneous sniper shots took out the pirates holding a US captian hostage. The details are a little sketchy, which leads me to believe that Chuck Norris and Steven Segal were somehow involved. I hope the rest of the world takes notice. When France attempted a similar maneuver a week before, they got a hostage killed and lost two of their own, I guess that's what happens when you sit around drinking coffee and bitching about the rest of the world. Look France, we get it, you started the Renaissance..... but that was 300 years ago, get off your asses. In the last century all you have managed to do was have your capital city sacked in 24 hours and get your candy asses bailed out of two world wars. Although they did give us a cool statue, oh wait, its already corroded....thanks guys..(sorry Lady Liberty). Go back to your cafe's and shut the f.. up.

"Chuck.. TAKE THE SHOT!, TAKE THE SHOT!"

danny over and out... go navy seals!